"Software projects always run over time and over budget. And scope always changes. And you never can trust those consultants - they're always out to get you."
If you've never had a software project go according to plan, it might be worth looking at the common factor in that equation. Maybe it's a good time to learn how to deal with the software industry.
In this talk we'll examine how to get you what you need without losing your shirt.
You can always have a look at my talk videos or blog posts for inspiration - or just point me at your audience and let's see what happens :)