Hooray! Holidays!

Hooray! Syndia and I have, for once, managed to organise holidays at the same time.

We’ve decided to head to Sydney but, as I detest airports even more than usual at the moment, we’re going to take a road trip there instead. It’s been ages since we’ve done a proper road trip, and we’re both looking forward to this one.

The plan is to head from Brisbane to Armidale, then to a little resort at a beach a couple of hours north of Sydney, then finally to Sydney for a couple of days and back again. Hopefully we’ll even get some nice photos along the way :)

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Laugh of the Day

I’m re-reading Microserfs at the moment, and came across this particular passage. It made me laugh out loud the last time I read it as well, so I thought I’d share it:

I learned a new expression today: "protein window." Todd told it to me.

Apparently, after you bodybuild, you have a two-hour time window in which your body can suck up amino acids. This is your protein window. I was talking to him and he said, "Man, I’d like to talk some more, but my protein window is closing," and he ran off to the kitchen and ate a chicken.

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My Life is Debugging

Hmm. I spent today at work, optimising JavaScript and re-jigging chunks of Microsoft’s scripting framework. It’s a Sunday, by the way.

I then came home and spent the rest of the evening debugging WordPress XMLRPC.

My life is debugging.

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Rockhampton Uglies Myspace – WTF?

Okay, so I have to ask: who on earth is searching for this string? And what on earth were they searching for?

I ask because this string appeared in my referrer logs (which I’m monitoring closely at the moment because I’ve just installed some more anti-referrer-spam tools).

Seriously, people, what on earth were you looking for?

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You’ve been told, Senator Stevo.

“Under the Swedish Constitution’s Press Freedom Act, the right of a confidential press source to anonymity is protected, and criminal penalties apply to anyone acting to breach that right,” Sunshine Press legal adviser Jay Lim said in a statement.

“Wikileaks’ source documents are received in Sweden and published from Sweden so as to derive maximum benefit from this legal protection. Should the senator or anyone else attempt to discover our source we will refer the matter to the Constitutional Police for prosecution, and, if necessary, ask that the senator and anyone else involved be extradited to face justice for breaching fundamental rights.”

via Wikileaks back online with new list: News - Communications - ZDNet Australia.

Sometimes you just have to love the Swedish.

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The Government’s Internet Censorship Lunacy

… and why you should care.

So you think Australia’s going to be exempt from the global economic downturn? Really? Still? Well, how about we cripple most of our online infrastructure so that we can give another country or fifty a fair go instead? We’re so far ahead of them, right? We can afford to give them a running start, right?

And since we’re either an entire nation of child molesters or an entire nation of sheep, we really should let the guv’mint do what it thinks is best, despite having been elected on a platform entirely unrelated to this particular issue.

Let’s see: Ratify the Kyoto protocol; evict John from the house; go green; have lots of Facebook friends; build a national broadband network. Oh, and then fuck it up royally before it’s even built, and massively degrade large chunks of our existing infrastructure. We must have collectively missed that bit of the Kev and Wayne show’s policy platform. More fool we.

If you value your online freedom, go to GetUp! Campaign Actions. Sign the petition. Write to your local member. Write to Senator Stevo and ask him where his head’s currently stuck. Write to Kev and Wayne and ask what they think this is going to do for our economy - and how little it’s going to do to prevent illegal activity at the same time. Demand a written response, and don’t settle for a form letter. They’re your representatives, people, so demand that they represent your opinions. Actually pay some attention, everyone, or you’ll deserve what you’re about to get.

That’s right, people - your mates, Kev, Wayne and Stevo are all right behind this monumentally stupid idea. You can’t vote with your feet or your wallet; you can only vote with your sodding vote - so do it properly next time, and warn them that you’re going to.

Honestly…

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Official Gmail Blog: New in Labs: Undo Send

Here’s a cute new feature from Google: “Undo Send” in Gmail.

Official Gmail Blog: New in Labs: Undo Send.

Cool :)

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ACMA Blacklist - A Hot Topic

Wow. I didn’t realise that this was such a hot topic.

Take heart, everyone – it appears that at least there’s (finally) some awareness being built around this topic.

Below is a shot from my WordPress stats showing a very small snapshot of search terms that have brought people to this blog. (IP addresses, timestamps and other paraphernalia removed for privacy’s sake.)

Wow. It appears that people are a bit angry.

Good.

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ACMA Internet Censorship Blacklist Leaked

For anyone who’s had their head buried in the sand for the last year or two, the Kev and Wayne show deserves congratulations for taking the singularly most awful policy that the previous government had even considered tabling and running with it.

The policy disaster? The notion that they should create The Great Firewall of Australia, an Internet filtering project so ridiculous in both reason and scope that it dwarfs even China’s efforts at censorship.

The first issue is a simple legal versus moral one. The whole point of declaring an activity or practice illegal is that it’s a codification of society’s collective values. In other words, if enough of us disagree with a particular activity (for example, killing people because one doesn’t like the colour of their skin) then we make it illegal. "Immoral" doesn’t come into it, except that sufficient people’s assertion of "immoral" generally leads to "illegal" status.

In a few words: if you think it’s immoral but it’s not currently illegal, then not enough people agree with you. So either persuade people to agree with you and have the law changed, or shut up.

Let’s use an imaginary person in our example. We’ll call him Kevin. Kevin  doesn’t like illegal things, which is fine, good, and a reflection of society’s values. Good for Kevin. Kevin also doesn’t like what he sees as immoral things, such as pornography. Kevin also has pronounced views on what people should be permitted to discuss, and believes in particular that people should not be able to talk about him, his mates or the way he runs the organisation of which he’s the chief. Unfortunately, Kevin is in a position to have these beliefs enforced. These are arbitrary beliefs that have not been ratified by the Australian people, and yet our mate Kevin decides that his personal beliefs are more important than those of the Australian people. Well done, Kevin. We love you, Kevin.

Even if you agree with Kevin on all counts, you have to agree that in order to have a functioning democracy, unless content is illegal (not immoral), access to it should not be prevented. "Immoral" according to Kevin’s opinion doesn’t equate to “illegal” according to the Australian people, so the government has no mandate to prevent access.

The second issue is one of technical practicality. There are a million and one articles from various experts in all forms of Internet architecture, not one of which says anything other than that it’s approaching impossible to prevent access to illegal content without also accidentally preventing access to some legal content. It’s also likely to slow Internet access down by a factor of between 4 and 20, and cost some ridiculous amount of cash. Ask any content filtering expert about the plan and they’ll snigger quietly, then turn purple and start ranting. It’s just not feasible.

Yet another issue is the corruptibility of such a system. History has shown so many times that the first side-effect of censorship is to censor the discussion of said censorship. How long will it be before publication of the blacklist itself becomes illegal? (Answer to rhetorical question: as soon as the legislation can be snuck through parliament.) Luckily for us, WikiLeaks has published a list here: Australian government secret ACMA internet censorship blacklist, 6 Aug 2008 - Wikileaks. Are you on it? You’d better check now, because soon you won’t be allowed to.

The final issue is simply this: the Australian people do not want the bloody thing. They never asked for it and have been given no opportunity to directly express their wishes. If Kev and Wayne are so confident that it’s a good thing, Kev and Wayne should take it to a referendum. It’s a serious enough issue, and impacts so much of our long-term economic and cultural identity that it deserves one. The alternative is to just take it to the next election, and we all know where that’ll lead.

In the mean time, people: you voted for them, now you’re getting what you voted for. Did you vote for someone who’d actually listen to their electorate and pay attention to what their constituents want?

Time will tell.

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Facebook Feedback = Mark Zuckerberg

If, like many others, you’re cranky with the world’s most popular social networking site… err… not being contactable, how about messaging its creator directly? Just make sure you get the right one. (Hint: He’s a person, and his profile ID is 4.)

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If it’s the only tool people have for expressing their displeasure, expect them to use it.

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